It's that time of year again:
The time of year when the body sends the brain the following URGENT email:
TO: C.E.O.- Brain Central (RockinThinkTank@gmail.com)
CC: Thoughts & Decisions Division Chief (pissORgetOFFthepot,@gmail.com),
Emotion regulation Division Chief (ProzacNation@gmail.com),
Conflict resolution Division Chief (TheAnswerIsMaybe@gmail.com )
Emotion regulation Division Chief (ProzacNation@gmail.com),
Conflict resolution Division Chief (TheAnswerIsMaybe@gmail.com )
FROM: C.E.O. - Body Central (HeadShouldersKnees&Toes@gmail.com
SUBJECT: Seasonal Function Dysregulation Issues & system crashes D/T Inclement Weather Patterns
It has come to our attention that The Body (in all divisions) has recently begun to experience many problems. These problems are ranging from sluggish performance, system freezes, overheating, & the occasional acquired minor program virus, to problems as severe as total body viruses causing complete Divisional shutdowns & irreparable destruction as a result.
It has also been brought to our attention that this set of problems has been noted (after much study) to trouble The Body at this time of year, with the onset of significant inclement weather changes most notably being the dropping temperature.
Due to the seasonal nature and continued frequency of this set of issues, The Body is kindly asking that The Brain to re-visit this problem and to consider a long term solution that would benefit everyone involved.
We believe it is possible for The Body and The Brain to work together to overcome this problem and to find an environment that will be mutually beneficial for the whole. (As an example, recent literature suggests that places such as Florida, offer this type of highly functional environment)
It is our hope that with the cooperation of the whole - Overall performance and function will improve and be restored.
Thank you for your time and cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
The Body
CC: Mother Nature, Dr. Smiley, Hubby, Family & friends
It has come to our attention that The Body (in all divisions) has recently begun to experience many problems. These problems are ranging from sluggish performance, system freezes, overheating, & the occasional acquired minor program virus, to problems as severe as total body viruses causing complete Divisional shutdowns & irreparable destruction as a result.
We believe it is possible for The Body and The Brain to work together to overcome this problem and to find an environment that will be mutually beneficial for the whole. (As an example, recent literature suggests that places such as Florida, offer this type of highly functional environment)
It is our hope that with the cooperation of the whole - Overall performance and function will improve and be restored.
Thank you for your time and cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
The Body
CC: Mother Nature, Dr. Smiley, Hubby, Family & friends
P.S. - This whole post can be summed up by asking the following question:
"Why the Fuck do we live in N.E. Ohio again? FLORIDA...move to FLORIDA"
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